because I am bad..very very bad.
WWIII chat
Platt and Rog walk in and ask the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell
sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So they walk over and say, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are
you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well,
we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and Brittany Spears."
Rog cries out in horror, "Brittany Spears? Why kill Brittany?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See,
smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million
Iraqis!"
just some cost-free moralizing humor,
erin
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