From: Erin N. (enoonan@kent.edu)
Date: Sun Oct 27 2002 - 23:12:33 GMT
I thought these were funny. I am not sure I really even get all of them due
to my unfamiliarity with all the religions but hope they don't offend anyone.
Bad joke disclaimer: I have no idea if the stereotypes are true or not.
**How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three.
One to change the lightbulb, one NOT to change the lightbulb, and one to
neither change nor not change the lightbulb.
**How many Methodists?
A: Undetermined.
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved -- you
can be a lightbulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. A church-wide lighting service
is planned for Sunday, August 19. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered
dish.
**How many Episcopalians?
A: Eight.
One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one
better.
**How many Unitarians?
A: The Unitarians wish to issue the following statement:
"We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for
a lightbulb; however, if in your own journey you have found that lightbulbs
work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a
modern dance about your personal relationship with your lightbulb, and present
it next month at our annual lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore
a number of lightbulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent,
three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to
luminescence."
**How many Jewish mothers?
A: None.
"It's all right; I'll sit in the dark"
P.S. if somebody wants to really laugh there is a really funny calendar for
sale on the onion.com
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