From: Mark Steven Heyman (markheyman@infoproconsulting.com)
Date: Sat Aug 27 2005 - 04:52:23 BST
10 Reasons Why People Pretend To Be Someone They're Not
#10) Their mommies told them that who they are is worthless, and
their mommies were right.
#9) As children playing hide-and-seek they were always "It," and when
the counting was done everyone else had run off to play football.
#8) They look in the mirror in the morning and see the back of
someone else's head, but go ahead and shave anyway.
#7) Pondering the question "To be or not to be" always involves a
third, less frightening option.
#6) Lying, crying and whining are much easier, and far less
embarrassing.
#5) As kids at Halloween everyone but them had Super Hero costumes.
#4) When in bed, an ear folded against the pillow, the whooshing
sound of their own blood reminds them of winds echoing through vast
empty spaces. With good reason.
#3) As themselves they charge $200 an hour for guitar lessons, but as
someone else they are actually able to find people willing to pay $10
an hour for guitar lessons.
#2) Left to their own devices they are, sadly, left to their own
devices.
And the number one reason why People Pretend To Be Someone They're
Not:
#1)
They are intellectual limp-dicks!
Best to all,
Mark Steven Heyman (msh)
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