From: Maggie Hettinger (hettingr@iglou.com)
Date: Tue Oct 15 2002 - 19:44:46 BST
you are so weird. please excuse any possible personal slur.
maggie
On Monday, October 14, 2002, at 03:34 PM, SQUONKSTAIL@aol.com wrote:
> Bo: Are you there?
> Platt: Yes sir.
> <pause>
> Bo: Are you there Platt?
> Platt: I am here my captain.
> <pause>
> Bo: Is that you Platt?
> Platt: Yes, it is I sir. Still here.
> Bo: Good man. Good man. Pash me my reshtorative Platt, theresh a good
> chap. Oooooh!
>
> A limp index finger nods instructively a few small inches away from
> the half filled glass.
> For some obscure reason, the glass responds most uncomfortably into
> the captain's hand.
>
> Bo: Mind what you're doing can't you!
> Platt: Sorry your highness.
> <pause>
> Bo: Good man Platt, good man. I knew i could alwaysh count on you.
> As a trushty companion, a shervant, and...
> Platt: A friend sir?
> Bo: Not quite Platt. Not quite. I wouldn't get carried away there?
> Platt: Of course not sir. Please forgive my imposition? But i shall
> not be jumping ship sir.
> Bo: What! What did you shay? What wash that about ships?
> Platt: Only that i will stay by your side through thick and thin
> captain.
> Bo: Oh! Yesh. I shee. I have been the victim of a vile injushtish
> Platt, a vile injushtish of the mosht outlandish variety! Oooooooh!
> Platt: Indeed you have your holiness. You have been insulted and
> castigated unto a dark hole.
> Bo: I like holesh! Holesh are nice. Theresh nothing wrong with holesh
> Platt!
> Platt: As you wish.
> Bo: Wishing doeshn't come into it. Theresh allot to be shaid for
> holesh.
> Platt: I have a message for you your supremeness.
> Bo: You have! Who Platt? Who ish it from? Quickly man!
> Platt: Mr. Beasley sir.
> Bo: Beashley! Beashley! You musht be mishtaken Platt, look again?
> Platt: It clearly says...
> Bo: No! No. Bashtard doesh not shend meshages to me! I condeshend to
> meshage him, if it pleash me. Got that?
> Platt. Of course my honourable patron. i shall never forget it.
> Bo: Good man. If indeed you are a man? Who signed that meshage? Look
> again!
> Platt: Sam i believe sir.
> Bo: Ah! Sham! The apple of mine eye! <sings> Clime upon my knee,
> Shammy booooy'!
> Platt: Sam pays you most humble tribute my liege, and wishes you fond
> days away from the bad mouthings of yorn enemies.
> Bo: Have you ever conshidered learning to shpeak English Platt?
> Platt: Very often your excellency. But i fear i do not have wit nor
> reason to learn it master.
> Bo: Bollocksh. Think of my SOLAQI interpretashion ash two shwinging
> nutsh Platt, a dishtincshon imposhed by reashon itshelf!
> Platt: But i do your mightiness, at every available opportunity. There
> is a final message your totallness.
> Bo: I am not shure if i have the energy to deal with that jusht now my
> good fellow. But then again, my public needsh me, and i musht prevail?
> Who ish it from?
> Platt: Squonk sir.
> Bo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
>
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