From: Erin (macavity11@yahoo.com)
Date: Sun Aug 28 2005 - 13:44:58 BST
Mark,
I found this of low quality and nothing really to respond to......it is like trying to respond to a "you have cooties" comment. So what am I supposed to respond to this that if you can't laugh at the hoax then you have a small penis and your mother is fat and you always got picked last in gym class?
Original piece of writing? what did you say about originality in the stand-alone thread??
What do you think you were some stand-alone genius when you wrote this?
Your number reason just further shows your sexist attitude which Glenn just exposed by pointing out the Wendy comment.
Have you found the vile statements that must have got Glenn kicked off? Has dm so eloquently put it...put up or shut up.
Erin
Mark Steven Heyman <markheyman@infoproconsulting.com> wrote:#11) It makes it palatable to respon> wrote:#11) It makes it palatable to respond to an original piece of writing
by quoting someone else, rather than offering something new.
On 26 Aug 2005 at 21:26, Mark Steven Heyman wrote:
Top 10 Reasons Why People Pretend To Be Someone They're Not
#10) Their mommies told them that who they are is worthless, and
their mommies were right.
#9) As children playing hide-and-seek they were always "It," and when
the counting was done everyone else had run off to play football.
#8) They look in the mirror in the morning and see the back of
someone else's head, but go ahead and shave anyway.
#7) Pondering the question "To be or not to be" always involves a
third, less frightening option.
#6) Lying, crying and whining are much easier, and far less
embarrassing.
#5) As kids at Halloween everyone but them had Super Hero costumes.
#4) When in bed, an ear folded against the pillow, the whooshing
sound of their own blood reminds them of winds echoing through vast
empty spaces. With good reason.
#3) As themselves they charge $200 an hour for guitar lessons, but as
someone else they are actually able to find people willing to pay $10
an hour for guitar lessons.
#2) Left to their own devices they are, sadly, left to their own
devices.
And the number one reason why People Pretend To Be Someone They're
Not:
#1)
They are intellectual limp-dicks!
Best to most,
Mark Steven Heyman (msh)
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