From: Valuemetaphysics@aol.com
Date: Thu Jan 15 2004 - 17:08:04 GMT
Dear Forum,
It has recently been confirmed that Pigs can fly!
In a statement released by the Norwegian air force, an official spokesman
unveiled the following breakthrough:
'Thish ish ish! Me, and me alonesh havsh dishcoverrrd thash Pigsh can
akshually fliesh!'
When asked for evidence of this astounding development in the history of
metaphysics, the spokesman continued, 'Only me ish having the intellecshual
capashity to be undershtanding whash i am shaying shoo you allsh. Well, me and
maybeesh one or two othersh if they are being nishe to meesh.'
The spokesman repeated this message to an empty news room a further 1,214
times before going to bed for the night. Further statements are expected
tomorrow, and the day after that; and for the next three and a half years until the
tenth anniversary of the initial statement that Pigs can fly is held in 2007 in
Oslo.
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