Re: MD MOQ and The Problem Of Evil

From: ml (mbtlehn@ix.netcom.com)
Date: Sat Aug 21 2004 - 17:47:52 BST

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    Chuck:

    If you try setting this to music, maybe borrow
    Pythons tune to "Every Sperm is Precious",
    you might have the start of a movie... ;-)

    thanks--mel

    ----- Original Message -----
    From: "Chuck Roghair" <ctr@pacificpartssales.com>
    To: <moq_discuss@moq.org>
    Sent: Friday, August 20, 2004 2:58 PM
    Subject: RE: MD MOQ and The Problem Of Evil

    > "Christ Cracks Me Up"
    >
    > When life's gettin' ya down and your back's against the wall don't turn to
    > booze or psychotherapy or pills; think "Fisher of Men."
    >
    > Did you miss your bus? Bird shit in your slurpy after another day of your
    > finite, insignificant life-spark sucked-off by corporate overhead
    > fluorescent lighting?
    >
    > Resist the urge to veer your rusty '87 Ford Escort into that oncoming
    > Hummer. Actually, on second thought...no, don't do it; just get turned-on
    to
    > the "Light-of-the-World."
    >
    > If people flip you off in traffic or wimpy emo-kids flick Marlboro butts
    at
    > your forehead (maybe you have a five-head, Jesus, especially if you have
    > five-head); I tell you what, you just pull your noggin out of that oven
    and
    > reach for The Bible, my friend!
    >
    > It's the impossible, three-for-one, God-the-Father-Spirit-and-Son,
    divinely
    > authorized, as well as inspired, biography of "He Who is Unknowable!"
    >
    > Maybe cost you twelve or fifteen bucks at Borders, depending on the
    version.
    >
    > Salvation lies within; it takes the form of comic relief via the
    > Lamb-of-God's wacky one-liners and sheer, raving lunacy. Sure, he was King
    > of the Jews, but more importantly, he was an incredibly cognitively
    > dissonant King of the perfectly timed, but utterly unpredictable
    > high-larious non-sequitor.
    >
    > For example, Jesus said:
    >
    > If any [man] come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife,
    and
    > children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot
    > be my disciple.
    >
    > -Luke 14:26, King James Version
    >
    > Zing!
    >
    > Wonder why we don't hear that gem quoted so much? A bit of a departure
    from
    > "The Sermon on the Mount," huh?
    >
    > Now I understand Dubya's obsession. Sort of.
    >
    > Best,
    >
    > Chuck
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
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